The best song format, ever

Via Metafilter, the best format for music, ever. I did some of my own:

The Proclaimers - I Would Walk 500 Miles

  • Things that I know I’m gonna be:
    • When I:
      • Wake up, the man who wakes up next to you
      • Go out, the man who goes along with you
      • Am working, the man who’s working hard for you
      • Come home, the man who comes back home to you
      • Am lonely:
        • The man who’s lonely without you
        • The man who’s coming home
      • Am dreaming, the man who’s dreaming about the time when I’m with you
    • If I:
    • Get drunk, the man who gets drunk next to you
    • Haver (sic.), the man who’s havering (sic.) to you
    • Grow old, the man who’s growing old with you
  • Miles that I would walk:
    • 500
  • Miles that I would walk in addition to those I have already walked:
    • 500
  • And I would walk those miles to be the man who’s walked how many miles:
    • 1000
  • To what purpose I would walk the aforementioned mile total:
    • Fall down at your door

Prince - Kiss

  • Things you don’t have to be:
    • Beautiful
    • Rich (to be my girl)
    • Cool (to rule my world)
  • Things that you do not:
    • Need
      • experience
        • To turn me out
    • Got to not (sic.)
      • talk dirty mama
        • If you wanna impress me
    • Can’t be
      • too flirty mama
        • I know how to undress me
    • Have to
      • watch Dynasty
        • To have an attitude
  • You just:
    • Leave it all up to me
      • My love will be your food
  • What:
    • We could have:
      • A good time
    • I’m gonna show ya:
      • What it’s all about
  • Particular signs I’m compatible with:
    • Yours
  • Things that I (just) want from you:
    • Your extra time
    • Kiss

Britney Spears - Crazy

  • I’m:
    • So:
      • Into you
      • Excited
    • In too deep
  • Baby (you):
    • Have got that something
    • Spin me around
    • Drive me crazy
  • Tell me:
    • You’re so into me
    • I’m the only one you will see
    • I’m not in the blue (oh)
    • I’m not wasting my feelings on you
  • Why you can tell I’m crazy:
    • I just can’t sleep
    • I’m so excited
    • I’m in too deep
  • What thinking of you does to me:
    • Keep me up all night

Comments

  1. Mozalbete wrote:

    You are SO geek.

  2. alvarete wrote:

    No spanish, please.

  3. nashira wrote:

    No preview?

    Ok, I’ll try, damn it

    Things:
    I’m not aware of:

    I know:
    What I know

  4. nashira wrote:

    I WANNA MAKE A BULLETED LIST! help

    Things:
    I’m not aware of:
    Many
    I know:
    What I know

  5. nashira wrote:

    I’m so not geek

    here’s what I got, unbulleted

    What I Am
    by Eddie Brickell and the New Bohemians

    THINGS:
    I’m not aware of:
    - Many
    I know:
    - What I know

    WHAT
    Philosophy is:
    - the talk on a cereal box
    - a walk on the slippery rocks
    Religion is:
    - a smile on a dog
    - a light in the fog
    I am:
    - What I am
    You probably are if you’re not what you are:
    - What

    ACTIONS REQUIRED FROM YOU BEFORE I GET TOO DEEP:
    - Choke me in the shallow water

    THINGS I SAY:
    I do I do I do hey hey hey hey hey hey

  6. nashira wrote:

    Ok, say it, alvarete, or you’ll die. I know you want to. Indulge your snobist self, go ahead. ;i>”That was so not the format, Nashira, here, let me show you how it’s done”.

  7. nashira wrote:

    seems like we’ve been qwantzing

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*

*