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		<title>by: Amoxicillin.</title>
		<link>http://www.alvarete.net/2005/08/25/born-under-a-bad-sign/#comment-193325</link>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:36:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>by: nashira</title>
		<link>http://www.alvarete.net/2005/08/25/born-under-a-bad-sign/#comment-552</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2005 17:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Chalito, honey, you're pointless.
You have no point.
 ;)

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chalito, honey, you&#8217;re pointless.<br />
You have no point.<br />
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		<title>by: Chalito</title>
		<link>http://www.alvarete.net/2005/08/25/born-under-a-bad-sign/#comment-549</link>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2005 23:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>ok, quick explanation Dorothy:

It's not "reading the internet", but in my case as most of us (I imagine), the internet is my source for daily news (I watch the TV news if I can, yet I can't get throught the morning without checking cnn.com and eluniverso.com), for sports (yes, I am a sports junkie), for enterntainment and well...for porn!

So, if you talk with someone in this country who doesn't have access to the web, and you try to brag about this wonderfull tool of modern technology we know as internet, his response will probably be: "fuk la internet, yo leo la Extra!".

get my point???</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ok, quick explanation Dorothy:</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not &#8220;reading the internet&#8221;, but in my case as most of us (I imagine), the internet is my source for daily news (I watch the TV news if I can, yet I can&#8217;t get throught the morning without checking cnn.com and eluniverso.com), for sports (yes, I am a sports junkie), for enterntainment and well&#8230;for porn!</p>
<p>So, if you talk with someone in this country who doesn&#8217;t have access to the web, and you try to brag about this wonderfull tool of modern technology we know as internet, his response will probably be: &#8220;fuk la internet, yo leo la Extra!&#8221;.</p>
<p>get my point???
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		<title>by: dorothy hale</title>
		<link>http://www.alvarete.net/2005/08/25/born-under-a-bad-sign/#comment-547</link>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2005 19:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Chalito, you can also read Extra on the internet....is that more scary???

I must be stupid but i can't still find the logic in your comparison between reading the internet and Extra....please explain.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chalito, you can also read Extra on the internet&#8230;.is that more scary???</p>
<p>I must be stupid but i can&#8217;t still find the logic in your comparison between reading the internet and Extra&#8230;.please explain.
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		<title>by: Blind Willie</title>
		<link>http://www.alvarete.net/2005/08/25/born-under-a-bad-sign/#comment-544</link>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Back when I was a teenager we met this gringo who hanged around with me and my friends for almost a year. We were heading to Montañita (back in 1989, when this was really a beach spot), and the gringo used to ask the meaning of all the towns on the way. Progreso was pretty funny, in an ironic way like Ransom just put it, but when we reached Zapotal we were in trouble. Lucky for us, booze and imagination did the job, so "Such a Frog" was born, and forever immortalized.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Back when I was a teenager we met this gringo who hanged around with me and my friends for almost a year. We were heading to Montañita (back in 1989, when this was really a beach spot), and the gringo used to ask the meaning of all the towns on the way. Progreso was pretty funny, in an ironic way like Ransom just put it, but when we reached Zapotal we were in trouble. Lucky for us, booze and imagination did the job, so &#8220;Such a Frog&#8221; was born, and forever immortalized.
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		<title>by: Chase Ransom</title>
		<link>http://www.alvarete.net/2005/08/25/born-under-a-bad-sign/#comment-543</link>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>If I was the devil? That is a completely seperate and impossibly long line of possibilities we havent the time or the patience for.

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		<title>by: Chase Ransom</title>
		<link>http://www.alvarete.net/2005/08/25/born-under-a-bad-sign/#comment-542</link>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:46:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>- Heretic Humor: I could on my infamous "y sin el acrobata?" joke but it probably wouldnt fly too well with this crowd.

- Naughty/Double Meaning Humor? Once I had a Big Johnson T-shit that said "Liquor up front and Poker in the back". Once again, if you dont get it, u'r dumb.

- Observational/Rational Humor? Seinfeld. The why do they call it cheerios routine. Another dude who is also brilliant poses the question: If I am in my car traveling at the speed of light, and I turn on my headlights - what happens then?

British Humor: A class all on its own. Benny Hill. Monty Python. Ah yes - the classics. A fusion no doubt of many of the previously mentioned but with a dry wit to it that is only replicable by a brit.

So thats some food for thought and discussion. My favorite of all time is: Two cowboys walk into a bar and walk up to the bar tender. The first one says "Hi, my name is Kid Confusion and this here is my sidekick, Denial Dan". The second cowboy looks at the first and says "No way, I'm the Kid and you are Denial Dan" - to which the first cowboy reacts by scratching his head and saying "Hey wait a minute, I'm confused".

F it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- Heretic Humor: I could on my infamous &#8220;y sin el acrobata?&#8221; joke but it probably wouldnt fly too well with this crowd.</p>
<p>- Naughty/Double Meaning Humor? Once I had a Big Johnson T-shit that said &#8220;Liquor up front and Poker in the back&#8221;. Once again, if you dont get it, u&#8217;r dumb.</p>
<p>- Observational/Rational Humor? Seinfeld. The why do they call it cheerios routine. Another dude who is also brilliant poses the question: If I am in my car traveling at the speed of light, and I turn on my headlights - what happens then?</p>
<p>British Humor: A class all on its own. Benny Hill. Monty Python. Ah yes - the classics. A fusion no doubt of many of the previously mentioned but with a dry wit to it that is only replicable by a brit.</p>
<p>So thats some food for thought and discussion. My favorite of all time is: Two cowboys walk into a bar and walk up to the bar tender. The first one says &#8220;Hi, my name is Kid Confusion and this here is my sidekick, Denial Dan&#8221;. The second cowboy looks at the first and says &#8220;No way, I&#8217;m the Kid and you are Denial Dan&#8221; - to which the first cowboy reacts by scratching his head and saying &#8220;Hey wait a minute, I&#8217;m confused&#8221;.</p>
<p>F it.
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		<title>by: Chase Ransom</title>
		<link>http://www.alvarete.net/2005/08/25/born-under-a-bad-sign/#comment-541</link>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>That name has a funny name in the sense that the name is a little naughty. How about places like "Progreso", which is a two-bit spec of dust on the face of the planet where probably the last significant innovation was the arrival of color TV.

Which tips the hand of an important questions which has always burned un the mind of humanity: What kind of humor is funnier?

- Sarcastic Humor: Example: Keith Richards is doing public announcements telling kids not to do drugs. What? Keith, the kids cant do any drugs because there are none left because you did them all already - Denis Leary (the king of sarcasm and dissapointment)

- Ironic Humor: Example: Must I go any further? A town called progreso? Hello. Is this thing on? Tough crowd tonight.

- Goffy/Silly Humor: Think of anything every published and copyrighted by Disney. Also tame examples such as: You were american when entered the bathroom, and american when you left the bathroom; so what are you while you are IN the bathroom? European. (If you dont get it you are an idiot).

- Physical Humor? John Ritter anyone? Pie in the face, falling down, etc.

- Potty Humor: Anything with a fart, poop, pee, etc in it. Also considered anything with foul language and of an obscene topic/sexual. Example: The other week I say a t-shirt that said "I banged one of the girls from Hanson" </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That name has a funny name in the sense that the name is a little naughty. How about places like &#8220;Progreso&#8221;, which is a two-bit spec of dust on the face of the planet where probably the last significant innovation was the arrival of color TV.</p>
<p>Which tips the hand of an important questions which has always burned un the mind of humanity: What kind of humor is funnier?</p>
<p>- Sarcastic Humor: Example: Keith Richards is doing public announcements telling kids not to do drugs. What? Keith, the kids cant do any drugs because there are none left because you did them all already - Denis Leary (the king of sarcasm and dissapointment)</p>
<p>- Ironic Humor: Example: Must I go any further? A town called progreso? Hello. Is this thing on? Tough crowd tonight.</p>
<p>- Goffy/Silly Humor: Think of anything every published and copyrighted by Disney. Also tame examples such as: You were american when entered the bathroom, and american when you left the bathroom; so what are you while you are IN the bathroom? European. (If you dont get it you are an idiot).</p>
<p>- Physical Humor? John Ritter anyone? Pie in the face, falling down, etc.</p>
<p>- Potty Humor: Anything with a fart, poop, pee, etc in it. Also considered anything with foul language and of an obscene topic/sexual. Example: The other week I say a t-shirt that said &#8220;I banged one of the girls from Hanson&#8221;
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		<title>by: alvarete</title>
		<link>http://www.alvarete.net/2005/08/25/born-under-a-bad-sign/#comment-539</link>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:16:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>I've always found the fact that we have a town named Pajàn hilarious.

Pajàn. Come on, that shit's funny &lt;i&gt;by itself&lt;/i&gt;!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve always found the fact that we have a town named Pajàn hilarious.</p>
<p>Pajàn. Come on, that shit&#8217;s funny <i>by itself</i>!
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		<title>by: alvarete</title>
		<link>http://www.alvarete.net/2005/08/25/born-under-a-bad-sign/#comment-538</link>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description>Blind Willie:

I think if I were the devil I'd just go around making stupid jokes, and melting the face of whoever didn't think them funny.

"Baby, lemme put some sizzle in you bijizzle"
*silence*
*FACE MELT!*

After forcing a random guy on the street to touch a chick's ass, and then jumping in front of incoming traffic:

"Heh, I can see the tabloids already: 'THE DEVIL MADE HIM DO IT!'"
*silence*
*FACES MELTED!*

Matter of fact, I think I'd have a truckload of fun if I were the devil. Plus, being able to lick your finger, touch your ass AND ACTUALLY HAVE IT SIZZLE? 

Priceless.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Blind Willie:</p>
<p>I think if I were the devil I&#8217;d just go around making stupid jokes, and melting the face of whoever didn&#8217;t think them funny.</p>
<p>&#8220;Baby, lemme put some sizzle in you bijizzle&#8221;<br />
*silence*<br />
*FACE MELT!*</p>
<p>After forcing a random guy on the street to touch a chick&#8217;s ass, and then jumping in front of incoming traffic:</p>
<p>&#8220;Heh, I can see the tabloids already: &#8216;THE DEVIL MADE HIM DO IT!&#8217;&#8221;<br />
*silence*<br />
*FACES MELTED!*</p>
<p>Matter of fact, I think I&#8217;d have a truckload of fun if I were the devil. Plus, being able to lick your finger, touch your ass AND ACTUALLY HAVE IT SIZZLE? </p>
<p>Priceless.
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