They’re out, they’re shipping worldwide! Get your Beaker and Bunsen $0.37 stamps before they sell out!
(Totally overcompensating for being away for two weeks…)

I would like to give a shout-out to all the people that arrive to my website while looking for stuff in Google. Just because you asked for it…
The wackiest searches that landed people in alvarete.net! (Hell yeah)

my boyfriend is not just not interested in me: Neither am I. Go away. Unless you’re hot. Then […]

This is so cool, it’s beyond words. It’s the perfect $3,70 gift for just about anybody born in the 70s.
Little known fact about me:
I was born in the 70s.

My long-awaited yearly vacation is now over, and it’s the first time I wasn’t eagerly awaiting to get back home and get busy with the minutiae of work and everyday life. Giving my propensity to get depressed after vacations, I’m not sure I can handle the impressive vacation schedule of the average spaniard, which basically […]

Yeah, I’m Apple’s monkey. But don’t tell me that black finish isn’t sexy as hell…

Dear Apple:
I must admit, at first I didn’t want your products. I mean, I wanted them, in the way you lust after that hot redhead in Reception, but I didn’t want them like a flower needs rain. Even after your muti-million dollar ad campaigns, you failed to plant in me the seed of need. I […]