I would like to give a shout-out to all the people that arrive to my website while looking for stuff in Google. Just because you asked for it…

The wackiest searches that landed people in alvarete.net! (Hell yeah)

• my boyfriend is not just not interested in me: Neither am I. Go away. Unless you’re hot. Then we can talk.
• wall to wall mirrors in bathroom: Wall to wall mirrors in bedroom, I can understand. In bathroom? Unless you’re into stuff I can’t name because I don’t want any more weirdos here, then no. It does make the mind wander, though…
• chewbacca the wookie cartoons: Since I’m a kick-ass cartoonist…
• female groin cup: My hat goes off to you, sir, because I can’t figure out what the hell you expected to find…
• dr pepper commercial mana mana: Proper capitalization and spelling, report for immediate duty!
• Where can I download Spider Fingers by Bruce Hornsby?: Not here, I can tell you that much. You do get a +1, correct spelling bonus for effort.
• Pictures of Kitt Fisto: The man, the legend.
• goffy shit: Um, female groin cup?