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]]> by: alvarete http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-755 Sun, 08 Jan 2006 23:44:02 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-755 I'll come out and say I liked Guess Who. It made me hate Ashton a little less, and that's saying a lot, even though he's the man that fucks Demi Moore instead of me. If I was him, I'd wake up every day, look in the mirror and say "Dude, I'm fucking Demi Moore. AWESOME!" The rest of the list is spot-on, except for Spielberg. We agree on The Terminal, but I think War of the Worlds is triple-A-plus awesome. Oh, and Crash was <i>ass</i>. It was overplayed and pandering. You want the definitive movie on racial issues, watch Do The Right Thing, not this. I’ll come out and say I liked Guess Who. It made me hate Ashton a little less, and that’s saying a lot, even though he’s the man that fucks Demi Moore instead of me. If I was him, I’d wake up every day, look in the mirror and say “Dude, I’m fucking Demi Moore. AWESOME!”

The rest of the list is spot-on, except for Spielberg. We agree on The Terminal, but I think War of the Worlds is triple-A-plus awesome. Oh, and Crash was ass. It was overplayed and pandering. You want the definitive movie on racial issues, watch Do The Right Thing, not this.

]]> by: Schiz http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-742 Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:28:32 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-742 There is an uruguayan movie called WHISKY that I found kind of beautiful and even inspiring, although depressing. One of the best I've seen this year. I also liked CRASH (a really good movie about racial issues), SIN CITY (fun stuff), CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, BATMAN BEGINS and HARRY POTTER 4 (the best HP movie ever made). With regards of Star "thrice the hype, triple the fall" Wars Episode 3, despite it being somewhat dissapointing it didn't really hurt, like... hurt. There is no such thing as this "George Lucas shitting in my childhood" bullshit. Nothing is going to change your childhood history, whether it was good or bad. Now, on the movies that I really disliked this year: THE RING 2: This is the type of sequel that not only is fatally worse than its predecessor, but it even trashes it. It's also boring and stupid. GUESS WHO: After it was over I made an oath of "never again" regarding movies with Ashton Kutcher in a comedic role. This holocaustic disaster was enough. THE AMYTIVILLE HORROR: Rushed and formulaic and overmusicalized. THE TERMINAL: For Zeus' sake, Steven Spielberg is getting so redundant with his sappiness that is as funny as getting double kicked in the testes. If I had to pick one, then the "If I Wanted To Watch Crap I Would Stop Flushing The Toilet" award would go to <b>Guess Who</b>. There is an uruguayan movie called WHISKY that I found kind of beautiful and even inspiring, although depressing. One of the best I’ve seen this year.

I also liked CRASH (a really good movie about racial issues), SIN CITY (fun stuff), CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, BATMAN BEGINS and HARRY POTTER 4 (the best HP movie ever made).

With regards of Star “thrice the hype, triple the fall” Wars Episode 3, despite it being somewhat dissapointing it didn’t really hurt, like… hurt. There is no such thing as this “George Lucas shitting in my childhood” bullshit. Nothing is going to change your childhood history, whether it was good or bad. Now, on the movies that I really disliked this year:

THE RING 2: This is the type of sequel that not only is fatally worse than its predecessor, but it even trashes it. It’s also boring and stupid.

GUESS WHO: After it was over I made an oath of “never again” regarding movies with Ashton Kutcher in a comedic role. This holocaustic disaster was enough.

THE AMYTIVILLE HORROR: Rushed and formulaic and overmusicalized.

THE TERMINAL: For Zeus’ sake, Steven Spielberg is getting so redundant with his sappiness that is as funny as getting double kicked in the testes.

If I had to pick one, then the “If I Wanted To Watch Crap I Would Stop Flushing The Toilet” award would go to Guess Who.

]]> by: Rudd-O http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-741 Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:27:36 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-741 Hey there. Long time no C. (same goes to you, Chase Ransom) Link to me: http://rudd-o.com/ (I linked you as soon as I went live again) Merry Christmas, dude! Hey there. Long time no C.

(same goes to you, Chase Ransom)

Link to me: http://rudd-o.com/
(I linked you as soon as I went live again)

Merry Christmas, dude!

]]> by: Blind Willie http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-740 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 20:23:13 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-740 Maybe it's a feminine thing, you know. I mean, my wife only lists things when she needs me to go to the supermarket. Another difference with the female genre: it's perfectly cool to be bisexual. Bisexual men are gay, bisexual women are "experimental". I'm willing to pray to any pagan lust-oriented god so that my wife could admit to have naughty dreams about Jessica Alba. Men are always like this, anyone who disagrees is nothing but a yellow-bellied dog. Maybe it’s a feminine thing, you know. I mean, my wife only lists things when she needs me to go to the supermarket.

Another difference with the female genre: it’s perfectly cool to be bisexual. Bisexual men are gay, bisexual women are “experimental”. I’m willing to pray to any pagan lust-oriented god so that my wife could admit to have naughty dreams about Jessica Alba.

Men are always like this, anyone who disagrees is nothing but a yellow-bellied dog.

]]> by: Chase Ransom http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-739 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 19:25:32 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-739 You might be confused on the whole tap-worthiness system. F it You might be confused on the whole tap-worthiness system.

F it

]]> by: nashira http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-738 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 17:34:05 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-738 As you see, I'd rather talk like I've had a lobotomy in my newly transplanted Janis Joplin's brain than make a list or even dare to comment on one. Now, about Jessica Alba's ass, OMG, I'd tap that (BTW, I don't know what that means. If that makes me look like a dike instead of an unhibited heterosexual woman admiring an ass so much that she'd love to have and will have after dieting and more hallucinatory drinks, that was not the idea). As you see, I’d rather talk like I’ve had a lobotomy in my newly transplanted Janis Joplin’s brain than make a list or even dare to comment on one.

Now, about Jessica Alba’s ass, OMG, I’d tap that (BTW, I don’t know what that means. If that makes me look like a dike instead of an unhibited heterosexual woman admiring an ass so much that she’d love to have and will have after dieting and more hallucinatory drinks, that was not the idea).

]]> by: nashira http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-737 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 17:28:08 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-737 You know what's creepy? I'm pretty sure that another universe existed before this one, and in that universe, there was a play based on a spin-off. And we're like the aftermath of that universe, where we're doomed to always come close to that dreadful play, but never quite reach it. But we keep trying, in an inevitable genetic burden. You know what’s creepy? I’m pretty sure that another universe existed before this one, and in that universe, there was a play based on a spin-off. And we’re like the aftermath of that universe, where we’re doomed to always come close to that dreadful play, but never quite reach it. But we keep trying, in an inevitable genetic burden.

]]> by: Blind Willie http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-736 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:38:57 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-736 Priceless... The Monster Squad looks as scary as "El Santo vs. La Llorona". Fun times, indeed. Priceless…

The Monster Squad looks as scary as “El Santo vs. La Llorona”. Fun times, indeed.

]]> by: Chase Ransom http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-735 Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:18:24 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2005/12/27/2005-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comment-735 You are 100% corrent on the angry mob comment. Fortunately the link is fixed and now we can all (even the ladies why not) admire and appreciate the fineness of Jessica Alba's magnificent pooper. F it. You are 100% corrent on the angry mob comment. Fortunately the link is fixed and now we can all (even the ladies why not) admire and appreciate the fineness of Jessica Alba’s magnificent pooper.

F it.

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