The Media Report, 16/01/2006

That’s the first written indication I’ve had that we’re no longer living in 2005, with all that implies: World Football Cup, Oscar ceremony, another birthday, etc. I might take a week off to go to Germany during the World Cup, not that I want to watch any games or anything, but a bunch of friends are going and it looks like good times might be had.

Make up a transitional sentence to fit here, I’m too lazy to think of one.

So, it’s that wonderful time of the month again, the one where I have watched/read/heard stuff, and you get to read all about it. Isn’t life wonderful?

You don’t need to answer that.

Awesome Movie: Murderball

I know you still haven’t watched Murderball. That’s cool. Maybe I forgot to mention it stars a quad named Zupan, who kicks ass and takes names like his lower limbs were still functional. It was my fault, really.

Sorry.

Now watch the damned thing.

Crapfest: Crash

To paraphrase Ambrose Bierce, “The main problem with this movie is that the beginning and end credits are too far apart”. This movie is supposed to show you how every single one of us is a racist, and we’re all connected. In execution, this movie is predictable, pandering and trite. It telegraphs every plot twist, and ties itself into completely unbelievable knots that had me rolling my eyes by the end. A cute 5-year old girl that’s afraid of bullets, you say? Gee, I wonder where will that plot end.

Pat yourself in the back if you guessed “she gets shot”. Now try to guess how Million Dollar Baby scribe cum director gets off the hook and spares her life. It’s absurd. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: “The so-called ‘need’ for a plot twist is fucking cinema in the ass”.

In the ass, bitch!

Awesome movie: Hustle and Flow

Let’s get it out of the way: Hustle and Flow is the archetypical Bring It On-esque (yes, I can think of other examples, no, I don’t feel like using them) underdog story. Except this one is about a pimp that wants to become a rapper. Much like Bring It On, it’s one of the rare examples where the movie takes the ball and runs with it. Terence Howard’s turn as the nominal pimp is a pleasant surprise, as his role is basically that of a bastard, yet a likeable one at that. If you need proof, witness the scene where he trades a ho for a microphone. It’s a testament to both the excellent screenwriting and his acting skill(z) [LOLz] that you still root for him after it. 8 Mile this ain’t, let me tell you that. So, if you need rap and ho’s, check out Hustle and Flow.

(That rap was totally unintentional.)

Music: Tori Amos’ Official Bootlegs

I was really into Tori for about 3 or 4 years, but then we started to drift apart around “From Venus and Back”. As she grew older, I found myself less interested in what she had to say. Lately, we’ve drifted apart for completely opposite reasons. I’ll just say that I don’t like listening to a rape song while levelling my character in World of Warcraft. That said, I’ve gone back to the albums I didn’t like, “Venus” and onwards, and I’ve found that stage, while impersonal and non-heart baring, more listenable. I can’t say that it’s better, really, just that maybe I’ve outgrown my 15-year-old black-wearing emo cutter stage. That said, Tori’s Official Bootlegs are awesome, start to end. It’s her me-and-a-piano tour, and you get a whole lot of witty on-stage banter. It’s mother Tori performing old Tori songs, a stage I find particularly interesting, and is accurately depicted in these CDs. Get them, and get them all. You get cute animal stickers and shit.

On the Webs: The Henry Rollins blog

You might not know who Henry Rollins is. That’s OK, I feel sorry for you going to hell and all. You might be interested in his blog, though. Think of a man that was a singer in legendary hardcore band Black Flag. Now, make him literate, funny, and just plain smart.

I don’t know how to articulate it but there’s a feeling I get where I don’t feel strange until I am around other people and have some kind of reference point.

(I had to put Tori in between Hustle and Flow and Henry Rollins, because we all know Henry Rollins would kick the pimp’s ass and fuck his ho’s)

So, any of you read/watched/heard anything interesting?

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Comments

  1. blu wrote:

    I can’t stop watching it, it has become my ambition: Nightwatch ( Nochnoi Dozor). a russian movie adapted from the first of a trilogy of books by the same name. It’s basically a lesson in Russian storytelling on film, taking from the greats before them. The story sometimes becomes a bit ridiculous to be honest, nothing’s perfect, but the end lets you know that you have no fucking idea what you just watched and gotta wait for the other two to undeerstand, withoout making you feel empty. Great moviemaking if you ask me.

    Also i spent the last few days reading Chuck Palahniuk’s Haunted, and i feel less of a human being at this point. The guy amps his shock value by 500% but at least he doesn’t make you feel like you’ve just read shock for the sake of shock and nothing else, like he does in Survivor. Wannabe vanguard writers cutting off their private’s for artsy motives is sickening but at least he gets to a point in this one.

    I’m sure i’ll think of more eventually.

  2. Chase Ransom wrote:

    Aside from seeing the trailer for Superman, nothing to report. I was actually touched by the fact that it seems they are using in the trailer the actual monologue from the original film by Marlon Brando when Clark goes to his fortress of solitude and after years comes out like Superman. If it aint him speaking, its someone who sound pretty fucking similar and they used all the same lines.

    With nothing more to report,

    F it.

  3. Chase Ransom wrote:

    Oh, and I am a little disturbed by your use of the word “legendary” when speaking of Black Flag. Legendary? Really?

    F it.

  4. alvarete wrote:

    Legendary. Black Flag live is pure unadulterated hotness.

  5. Schiz wrote:

    Cool Trailer: Pan’s Labyrinth.

    It looks really cool, although not a fan of Del Toro’s work. I watched “Hellboy” the other night and it blowed. Empty and intelligence insulting cuasi-mess.

    I still want to see “Creepshow 3″ and “Aeon Flux” despite the obvious ‘It’s gonna suck’ buzz.

  6. Chase Ransom wrote:

    I actually do have something absolutely news-worthy to report, although it is a little shameful to have to publicly admit to some of my TV viewing habits.

    Golden Globe red carpet coverage + Scarlett Johansen

    MUST SEE TV. A pair of boobs havent been so tempted to bust out of captivity since Bellucci in the Matrix.

    Holly shit.

    F it.

  7. alvarete wrote:

    On Scarlet Johansen: I saw Match Point last night, and let me just say, if Woody Allen couldn’t convince her of doing a naked scene, we’re probably not seeing one for a while. Unless she starts answering my e-mails, that is.

  8. Chase Ransom wrote:

    Rumor has it she actually wanted to flash boob in The Island but the director passed on the opportunity. If that doenst define a man as gay, nothing does.

    F it

  9. Chalito wrote:

    what i’m listening to:
    -Artic Monkeys: at first I thought it was more hype than actual talent(their debut album will come out next week, thanx to Xavo AKA Deadpool i’ve been listening to it for a week now), however, after a few listens, it does grows on you. They are not the next Libertines, but they are pretty pretty good.
    -Babysahmbles: this ex-Libertine sure can play. The Libs were 50% brains (Carl Barat), 50% talent (Pete Doherty, from Babyshambles now). This album is very good (7.5/10), if you don’t mind listening to a junkie on the thin line between brilliance and O.D.
    -Franz Ferdinand: Always thought they were good but never great (never bougth their records before). But since I’m going to Chile in a month to see U2 live (me cago en tu vertigo05 en barcelona al!) and Franz will be opening for them, i decided to give them a try so I bought their sophomore album. They are talented, i’ll give them that, but too pop for my taste (can’t listen to the album twice in a day). I don’t regret buying it, but I’m sure that a year from now i’ll never play it again.
    -Neil Young: just getting into him…pure genious!
    -Manic Street Preachers: awsome Welsh band, highly recomend their Greatest Hits (10/10).
    -Elvis Costello - Piano Jazz: If you like jazz, I highly recomend this recording from McPharland’s Piano Jazz Radio show.

    Movies and TV…
    -The Ramones - End of the century: finally saw it…really good and sad at the same time. Don’t buy it though, I rather spend my money on Ramones Raw and remember them the way Joey would’ve wanted it.
    -Arrested Development season 2 dvd: best comedy out there (can’t beleive it’s getting canned), only show I could ever compare to Seinfeld.
    -The Exorcism of Emily Rose: Extremely good, probably the best religion theme movie I’ve seen.

    that’s it here. BTW, I did like Crash and I’ve personally never been a fan of Rollins music (his Rollins band sucked!!!)…although he was extremely cool on VH1’s I Love the 80’s series

  10. Chito wrote:

    Henry Rollins Band didn’t suck. You do!!! And your music taste as well.

    Just kidding my friend. I feel like teasing somebody today, and since there’s nobody here in my school I can tease I did on-line (although it may seem a bit pathetic).

  11. alvarete wrote:

    Come on, Ramones End Of The Century is awesome. You can’t fault if for being factually correct. I mean, you can still pretend they loved each other and got along like brothers, but the truth is they didn’t.

    Live with it.

    Arrested Development rocks, and I echo your sentiment: too bad it’s getting canned. Further proof that the american public hates quality TV. It’ll probably be replaced by a show about bachelors surviving the fear factor while becoming idols.

    You’re just discovering the Manic Street Preachers? Dear god. Next time you’ll tell us you just found out about this really awesome rock band, Led Zeppelin. I heard they’re pretty good.

    heh

    Exorcism was ass, though. Not like, inside of an ass, but it did feel like a punch to my man organ.

  12. Chalito wrote:

    First of all, I loved End Of The Century…I just don’t think it’s the kind of movie one could watch over and over, while Raw is much more about their music which makes it a better document to preserve in your archives.

    About the Preachers, I discovered them a couple of years ago (I know they’ve been around for a decade)….so what! FU! hehehe

    And Chito, again, Henry Rollins rules…yes!…his music…not! sorry mate.

    I saw the Constant Gardener yesterday, I really liked it.

    “I remember the cabbage dolls in the 80’s…didn’t Moby getting any royalty money from that???”
    Henry Rollins - VH1’s I love the 80’s

  13. alladin8 wrote:

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