Hollywood Swingers
Last week I was talking to my boss about my up-and-coming vacation break, and I told him I really hoped a server caught fire while I was not there just so whoever was substituting me had a jolly good time.
Funny thing is, one of our servers actually assploded. Even funnier is, it happened the night before I was supposed to leave for Florida. So, after two consecutive all-nighters, everything was fixed and good to go, but for a second there, my trip almost didn’t happen. Next time I’ll tell my boss I really hope whoever subs in for me gets raped by a porn star. That should be interesting.
(Yes, that’s a female pornstar rape wish…)
I predict we’ll be getting some very interesting visitors thanks to that sentence, courtesy of google.
So, this rounds out my third eventful trip. This time it wasn’t bombs or hurricanes, though I’ll say those 48 hours were interesting. I offered the token “Hey, if you need me here I’ll stay” to my boss, but he told me to get the fuck out.
An offer I couldn’t refuse.
I’ve been doing a lot of “Moviemaking for Dummies” type reading, and probably sometime in the near future will feature a Blues Brothers style reunion for getting something done. I wish I had the money to mail people plane tickets with a postcard saying “We’re putting the band back together”, but considering there was never a band to begin with, I don’t know getting such a postcard would resonate with the would-be “bandmates”. Besides the “Free ticket to Spainasdlkjasdlkj WOOOOOOOOO!” reaction, which would be, I can only assume, to be expected. Such a team, if it could be assembled, would be comprised of:
Coolless: Iron man
Chase Ransom: Driver
Blunight: Reconnaissance
Nashira: Bitching
The Zeller Brothers: Economic backing
Chalito: Social engineering
D: Psychological warfare
Advisory: Cooking
Weese: Riddle solving
Not like I miss you or anything…
Cesar wrote:
Hey, I was googling for female porn star rape and I got to this site. Dude, WTF!
Posted 15 Mar 2006 at 2:36 pm ¶
towkits wrote:
Well if we are all going to Spain. I am really looking for the posibility to drink till my liver stops working. No no wait that is the trip to Germany in June. Dude are you coming or what. There will be some crazy asskicking goodtimes. Till then.
Posted 16 Mar 2006 at 12:00 am ¶
Chito wrote:
A good “come-back” reunion, for the band we never had would be really cool. It’ll be like our own “This is Spinal Tap” kinda thing. If you really want to do it, count me in.
But there’s something that left me guessin; Why am I the master of disguises? I always considered myself like the “unbreakable” type. The one that accidents always happen to him but manages to survive.
Posted 16 Mar 2006 at 1:42 am ¶
nashira wrote:
I remember writing a comment similar to this one on one of your older blogs… I’m on a cruise ship, heading to Egipt. I expect to arrive to Alessandria (it’s an italian ship) somewhere around 5am local time… If you can top that, I’ll gladly rejoin the band and even lapdance for you.
I’ll go to Spain after that (maybe on the 26th), hope you’ve returned from Florida by then. See you there ;)
Posted 18 Mar 2006 at 12:21 am ¶
ChaseRansom wrote:
Alright alright alright.
I can see how I got stuck with the driver slot. You can always count on me for anything that involves tomfoolery and wacky commentary.
Now, to the more important issue at hand. Nashire, I am not sure if you are aware of this, but lapdancing etiquette dictates that you cant offer a lapdance in a roomfull of men to just one dude. I demand my slice of that realestate (nothing better than a timeshare).
Hoooooooogaaaaaaan!
F it
Posted 18 Mar 2006 at 7:34 am ¶
Blind Willie wrote:
I have a massive hangoveer, it’s 11h30 on a fuckin’ hot sunny day, and I’m stuck at the office with NO A/C (swear to god). How ’bout that for the other side of the coin.
Lapdance won’t do me no good. That’s how bad I’m feeling right now.
P.S. Card games, who knew? don’t ever bet boys and girls, there are some old spirits out there with lust for money, and will take possesion of your soul in order to get it.
Posted 18 Mar 2006 at 5:33 pm ¶
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(since I don’t seem to find your e-mail address)
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