I won’t lie: I was really stoked about X-men 3. Mind you, this was back when Bryan Singer was still directing it. Then, Brett Ratner came in to replace him, Mr. Singer having departed for the kryptonite-green hills of Superman. As soon as the replacement was announced, I lost all hope for the movie. […]

Holy shit, did you see this year’s Eurovision winner?
Drop whatever you’re doing, and head to Google Video to watch my man Lordi in action (pay special attention to the 02m12 and 02m47 marks). The band’s web site is particularly awesome, please make sure to check out the band member bios.
“This is the Rockening Day, it’s […]

The worst thing about contemplating suicide is that while you’re plotting your death you become a nihilist. Writing for the blog? Pointless. I’ll be dead tomorrow. Not that I was actually, you know, going to kill myself, but depression often brings a morbid desire to off yourself. I’m (mostly) over it by now, and I […]