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]]> by: ChaseRansom http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1211 Mon, 22 May 2006 16:26:32 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1211 Dude, its the chick from Roll Bounce. Of course she's hot. What is the BBQ at the end for? Are you implying that black people love barbeque? Cuz if you are, I'm offended - but entertained cuz theres nothing wrong with a little racial humor and whoever cant take it, has issues. I would tap that and then some. I just felt like watching Block Party all over again. Come on down cuz by the time you make it over here, it will be on DVD. POW! Dude, its the chick from Roll Bounce. Of course she’s hot. What is the BBQ at the end for? Are you implying that black people love barbeque? Cuz if you are, I’m offended - but entertained cuz theres nothing wrong with a little racial humor and whoever cant take it, has issues.

I would tap that and then some.

I just felt like watching Block Party all over again. Come on down cuz by the time you make it over here, it will be on DVD.

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]]> by: alvarete http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1206 Mon, 22 May 2006 08:29:25 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1206 Actually, the Transformers script has been leaked, and it's reportedly <a href="http://latinoreview.com/scriptreview.php?id=25" rel="nofollow">pretty awesome</a>. And OMGWTFBBQ <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0328709/" rel="nofollow">Meagan Good</a>!!!1 I'm sold. Actually, the Transformers script has been leaked, and it’s reportedly pretty awesome. And OMGWTFBBQ Meagan Good!!!1

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]]> by: Schiz Cum Snake http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1203 Mon, 22 May 2006 01:13:24 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1203 I detected three in this movie, not just two. But tthe movie was mostly shite. Too much show, very little excitement. But the worst offender for me was the idiotic dialogue. At one point one character, the real villain, talks about his black boss and makes a jaw dropingly stupid reference about affirmative action. I was like, what the fuck (and I mean <i>the fuck</i>) was that? Yeah, I get it, like, that is how we are supposed to know the character is evil. The two twats behind the script of MI:III are also responsible for the scripting of the scriptless 'The Legend of Zorro' (a movie that is just so traumaticaly awful that apparently I don't even remember actually seeing it). Those two are too up to the screenplay of 'The Transformers' and the next 'Star Trek' out of steam franchise excretion. May Him have mercy of our eyes. I detected three in this movie, not just two. But tthe movie was mostly shite. Too much show, very little excitement. But the worst offender for me was the idiotic dialogue. At one point one character, the real villain, talks about his black boss and makes a jaw dropingly stupid reference about affirmative action. I was like, what the fuck (and I mean the fuck) was that? Yeah, I get it, like, that is how we are supposed to know the character is evil.

The two twats behind the script of MI:III are also responsible for the scripting of the scriptless ‘The Legend of Zorro’ (a movie that is just so traumaticaly awful that apparently I don’t even remember actually seeing it). Those two are too up to the screenplay of ‘The Transformers’ and the next ‘Star Trek’ out of steam franchise excretion. May Him have mercy of our eyes.

]]> by: alvarete http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1172 Fri, 19 May 2006 13:25:41 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1172 The Sandler Problem: A term I coined to refer to actors who are so notoriously unversatile that they end up playnig the same fucking character in all their movies. See also: The Michael Douglas Conundrum and The Chandler Bing Issue, AKA "The every single fucking actor from Friends who end up playing themselves in every movie" Issue. Tom Cruise was the tits in Magnolia, Adam Sandler in PDL, not as much, but still a notable improvement from the Sandler persona. While this proves that PTA is one hell of an actor director, I also agree that Tom Cruise's performance deserves credit. The man fucking rocks. Also, the man has acted in a number of enjoyable flicks. Collateral and War of the Worlds were pretty entertaining, and even though the man is wound so tight he could snap himself in half at any second, at least you have to give him credit for giving 110% in every single acting situation. The Sandler Problem: A term I coined to refer to actors who are so notoriously unversatile that they end up playnig the same fucking character in all their movies. See also: The Michael Douglas Conundrum and The Chandler Bing Issue, AKA “The every single fucking actor from Friends who end up playing themselves in every movie” Issue.

Tom Cruise was the tits in Magnolia, Adam Sandler in PDL, not as much, but still a notable improvement from the Sandler persona. While this proves that PTA is one hell of an actor director, I also agree that Tom Cruise’s performance deserves credit. The man fucking rocks. Also, the man has acted in a number of enjoyable flicks. Collateral and War of the Worlds were pretty entertaining, and even though the man is wound so tight he could snap himself in half at any second, at least you have to give him credit for giving 110% in every single acting situation.

]]> by: nashira http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1164 Thu, 18 May 2006 05:14:27 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1164 Chase, forgive my math skills (if any)... It should've been 33,33%. Chito, I saw Punch Drunk Love. Sandler was better than usual, buts still not good. Cruise was freaking GREAT on Magnolia. I agree with you, the director plays a decisive role, but he does what he can with what he has. And Sandler is not a versatile actor, there's a limit on what you can get from him. Cruise's characther on Magnolia was pretty hard to play, he had to reflect an emptiness not any actor can deliver. You need to have a heavy background in acting school, you can clearly see the method in his acting. I loved him. I used to love him now I have to kill him... or Katey Chase, forgive my math skills (if any)… It should’ve been 33,33%.

Chito, I saw Punch Drunk Love. Sandler was better than usual, buts still not good. Cruise was freaking GREAT on Magnolia. I agree with you, the director plays a decisive role, but he does what he can with what he has. And Sandler is not a versatile actor, there’s a limit on what you can get from him. Cruise’s characther on Magnolia was pretty hard to play, he had to reflect an emptiness not any actor can deliver. You need to have a heavy background in acting school, you can clearly see the method in his acting. I loved him.

I used to love him
now I have to kill him… or Katey

]]> by: Chito http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1159 Thu, 18 May 2006 00:01:26 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1159 Cruise is a good actor, but not a great one. Also, you have to consider that a good director can get the best things out of good actors (e.g. Cruise in Magnolia or Sandler in Punch Drunk Love*). But sometimes that's not even good enough (e.g. Leguizamo in Crónicas). Lately, Mr. Katie Holmes, have been nothing but crap. Such a waste of a good talent. He's one of the few actors that I know is good, but I just can't stand him onscreen. I fail to draw the line between his characters and him as the Tom Cruise we all hate. That's not the case with Sean Pean, for example. He's a wanker but still, I draw the line clearly whenever I watch one of his movies. Also, there's the kind of actors who are good onscreen but also cool, like Johnny Depp or Ewan McGregor. I would love to have a drink with those guys and talk about whatever. You know, that kind of coversations you had with people you've met for the first time. *I know that both, Magnolia and Punch Drunk Love were directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, but I couldn't think of a better example on how much a director's influence weights on the performance of actors; both of them: Cruise and Sandler were considered somewaht mediocre actors before they did those movies. Cruise is a good actor, but not a great one. Also, you have to consider that a good director can get the best things out of good actors (e.g. Cruise in Magnolia or Sandler in Punch Drunk Love*). But sometimes that’s not even good enough (e.g. Leguizamo in Crónicas). Lately, Mr. Katie Holmes, have been nothing but crap. Such a waste of a good talent. He’s one of the few actors that I know is good, but I just can’t stand him onscreen. I fail to draw the line between his characters and him as the Tom Cruise we all hate. That’s not the case with Sean Pean, for example. He’s a wanker but still, I draw the line clearly whenever I watch one of his movies. Also, there’s the kind of actors who are good onscreen but also cool, like Johnny Depp or Ewan McGregor. I would love to have a drink with those guys and talk about whatever. You know, that kind of coversations you had with people you’ve met for the first time.

*I know that both, Magnolia and Punch Drunk Love were directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, but I couldn’t think of a better example on how much a director’s influence weights on the performance of actors; both of them: Cruise and Sandler were considered somewaht mediocre actors before they did those movies.

]]> by: edipa http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1156 Wed, 17 May 2006 22:46:26 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1156 I agree with Nashira. Tom did rock in that movie... but right now it doesn´t really matter how wrong he is , Cruise is just so much fun. I agree with Nashira. Tom did rock in that movie…
but right now it doesn´t really matter how wrong he is , Cruise is just so much fun.

]]> by: ChaseRansom http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1155 Wed, 17 May 2006 19:57:06 +0000 http://www.alvarete.net/2006/05/15/all-crued-up/#comment-1155 Really? Not to be a pisser but, there may be quite a bit of arguing over the fair percentages of distribution reaped from the profit of all this packaged feel-good-funk. 50%? We need to hire a mediator or take this to arbitration in order to resolve it. Almost bought Roll Bounce yesterday but was intimidated by all its sweetness. I'm not sure I can handle that much groove in one sitting all by myself. HIT ME! Really? Not to be a pisser but, there may be quite a bit of arguing over the fair percentages of distribution reaped from the profit of all this packaged feel-good-funk. 50%? We need to hire a mediator or take this to arbitration in order to resolve it.

Almost bought Roll Bounce yesterday but was intimidated by all its sweetness. I’m not sure I can handle that much groove in one sitting all by myself.

HIT ME!

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