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Holy shit, did you see this year’s Eurovision winner?

Drop whatever you’re doing, and head to Google Video to watch my man Lordi in action (pay special attention to the 02m12 and 02m47 marks). The band’s web site is particularly awesome, please make sure to check out the band member bios.

“This is the Rockening Day, it’s the Arockalypse

–Hard Rock Hallelujah, Lordi

I’m sure Europe was rockened for sure, as they go down in history as the most-voted Eurovision winner, ever. First, a rap song wins the Best Original Song Oscar, now this. At this rate, Beyoncé will win best Heavy Metal album at the Grammies, and I will start listening to reggaeton. If this happens, do not hesitate to shoot me, please.

I, for one, welcome our new flesh-eating european heavy metal Eurovision winners.

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Comments

Blind Willie wrote:

Oderus Urungus should, at least, consider the idea of suing their asses.

Posted 22 May 2006 at 11:51 pm ¶
alvarete wrote:

I’m more partial to Beefcake The Mighty cooking them and eating them.

Posted 22 May 2006 at 11:57 pm ¶
Chase Ransom wrote:

It’s so much funner when we talk about hot chicks.

Btw, Kita is the shit. The video with the faiting “soon to be zombified” cheerleaders = was alright. The asian looking chick = i’d tap that.

It seemed all very Alice Cooperish to me, except that with a heavier hit and much better makeup artists.

Will not be adding it to my collection, but I appreciate the educational aspect of it. PLEASE DONT TORTURE ME WITH THIS, LIKE YOU USUALLY DO: IN THE CAR WITH YOUR IPOD WHEN YOU COME OVER!

Why must we always outdo ourselves with the most obscure stuff in the planet? Did I miss the qualifying round of competition where we all caughed up the most unheard of crap on earth? Dont I get a meritorious badge for Pretty Boy Floyd?

I have a better idea. Why don’t we all open the closet, and tell the truth about the shit we listen to AND LIKE that we would be embarrassed for others to find out about. I have more than a few skeletons in my closet damnit! And I can only guess what some of you have in your dark little collections.

This is when you really start to appreciate the emotional fortitude of someone like Charles. He loves some sappy stuff that we would all be ashamed to admit to, and on the contrary, he’s proud of it.

Stay proud you big flamming queen!

POW!

Posted 23 May 2006 at 1:01 am ¶
nashira wrote:

What the hell is wrong with the guy in the synths? He’s got the attitude of a schoolgirl.

Posted 27 May 2006 at 6:34 am ¶
alvarete wrote:

That’s because she’s a schoolgirl. The way she shakes her head completely destroys the illusion that Lordi is a harbinger of the Arockalypse. She’s a prime candidate for replacement with, say, she-bitch from Army of Darkness.

The videos are a must-see. They’re like every single horror classic condensed into 3-minute form, spiced with lyrics like “The Devil is a loser and he’s my bitch”.

Like, omg!

Posted 27 May 2006 at 11:26 am ¶
Schiz Cum Snake wrote:

“The bastard son of thousand megalomaniacs”

LOL! Their costumes remind me of the monsteric mega bitches of the “Night of the Demons” series (one hell of a movie). This guy should be in a movie like that.

Posted 01 Jun 2006 at 5:27 am ¶