My father always tells me that when I was born and he first saw me, I was the ugliest damned baby he had ever seen. Evidence seems to support this: I have but one picture of me while I was little. Said picture might have been taken when I was already out of my ugly […]

Last weeks have been absolute ass.
How’s that for an introduction?
Allow me to elaborate: Not only is it 38ºC with at least another month of hellish summer ahead of me, but thanks to my brothers’ clever negotiation skills with our landlord, I had to move all my stuff to another apartment that is not only more […]