You just can’t plan ahead these days. I’m talking ironic here, but not getting hit by a truck the day before you embark on that oh-so-special trip you’ve been waiting for, say, your entire life, or ra-ee-ain on your wedding day. I’m talking about thinking “Oh wow, I can write about not having the internets […]

Seriously, how hard can it be to toss a copper pair into my house? After two friggin’ months of waiting for a DSL install, I’m not sure what’s worse: the waiting, or having to deal with these retarded monkeys. The latest iteration of my dilemma is:

“Hi, I’m dumber than a bag of rocks. How can […]

This post has been a long time coming…
I had two persons (count them, two!) ask me whether I was going to keep writing for the web page or not. This kind of interest brings a tear to my eye. I wouldn’t go so far as saying that I’m writing again as a logical response to […]