The rest of the week I will be wearing a cape at the office, and constantly take it off/throw it on the floor - then my assistant will come put it on my shoulders again.
Now if I can only find someone to follow me around outside of the office to do the same thing for the rest of my life…….if only.
A chinese business man announced plans to use the name Yao Ming as a women’s sanitary napkin (towel?). Not only is this a brilliant marketing idea, at least for the chinese people, but it should also be adopted as a posthumous honor to the legendary James Brown. Come to think about it, I might revisit the idea I once had for a vibrating Stayfree.
I can even pitch you the tv add’s ending: woman puts the thing on, and then we hit the audience with the cliche:
” Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew if I would, now.
I feel good, I knew if I would, now
So good, so good, I got you”
“James Brown sanitary napkins, move aside papa, mama’s got a brand new bag”
Also, the “Hardest Working Man in Show Business” title is up for grabs now that James is dead. We should run a vote around here.
Also, Yao Ming might work as a sanitary towel. At least it’s not a tampon. Women might shy away from tampons that are as long as an arm. The vibrating Stayfree idea is hot, but you should add Bluetooth to it, and then you’ll have a hit…
“I will scan for Bluetooth devices with my cellphone. Oh, I wonder what this is? I’ll connect to it…”
*Four women simultaneously start moaning and gasping in the bus*
Man looks at the camera and winks: “It’s still a man’s world!”
El cáncer apagó la voz de grandes músicos que murieron en el 2006._
Rocío Durcal, Rocío Jurado, James Brown, Reynaldo Egas, Pepe Jaramillo y Soraya fueron los principales artistas que murieron a lo largo del año.
El Químico Reynaldo Egas. Being mentioned in the same sentence as James Brown is probably his crowning achievement, and the one he will be remembered for.
nashira wrote:
Get up-ah! Get on up. Stay on the scene…
Posted 26 Dec 2006 at 8:03 pm ¶
alvarete wrote:
The man was a mysoginistic bastard, but he was also a genius. That’s the attitude I’m striving for, except I’m a bit less black.
Posted 27 Dec 2006 at 8:28 pm ¶
Chase Ransom wrote:
The rest of the week I will be wearing a cape at the office, and constantly take it off/throw it on the floor - then my assistant will come put it on my shoulders again.
Now if I can only find someone to follow me around outside of the office to do the same thing for the rest of my life…….if only.
ITS A MAN’S WORLD!
Instead of “POW” this time its ….
HEY!
Posted 28 Dec 2006 at 2:15 am ¶
nashira wrote:
Yes, alvarete. A Black Panther you are.
Posted 28 Dec 2006 at 7:00 am ¶
Blind Willie wrote:
A chinese business man announced plans to use the name Yao Ming as a women’s sanitary napkin (towel?). Not only is this a brilliant marketing idea, at least for the chinese people, but it should also be adopted as a posthumous honor to the legendary James Brown. Come to think about it, I might revisit the idea I once had for a vibrating Stayfree.
I can even pitch you the tv add’s ending: woman puts the thing on, and then we hit the audience with the cliche:
” Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew if I would, now.
I feel good, I knew if I would, now
So good, so good, I got you”
“James Brown sanitary napkins, move aside papa, mama’s got a brand new bag”
Posted 28 Dec 2006 at 9:34 pm ¶
alvarete wrote:
Also, the “Hardest Working Man in Show Business” title is up for grabs now that James is dead. We should run a vote around here.
Also, Yao Ming might work as a sanitary towel. At least it’s not a tampon. Women might shy away from tampons that are as long as an arm. The vibrating Stayfree idea is hot, but you should add Bluetooth to it, and then you’ll have a hit…
“I will scan for Bluetooth devices with my cellphone. Oh, I wonder what this is? I’ll connect to it…”
*Four women simultaneously start moaning and gasping in the bus*
Man looks at the camera and winks: “It’s still a man’s world!”
Posted 29 Dec 2006 at 2:06 am ¶
nashira wrote:
According to George Carlin, guys who wink when they’re kidding should be phased out…
I love George Carlin. I’ve nothing against guys who wink, though.
Posted 29 Dec 2006 at 5:24 am ¶
nashira wrote:
Look at the news in El Comercio:
El cáncer apagó la voz de grandes músicos que murieron en el 2006._
Rocío Durcal, Rocío Jurado, James Brown, Reynaldo Egas, Pepe Jaramillo y Soraya fueron los principales artistas que murieron a lo largo del año.
Posted 29 Dec 2006 at 5:51 am ¶
Chase Ransom wrote:
Reynaldo Egas? WTF?
HEY!
Posted 29 Dec 2006 at 2:31 pm ¶
alvarete wrote:
El Químico Reynaldo Egas. Being mentioned in the same sentence as James Brown is probably his crowning achievement, and the one he will be remembered for.
Posted 29 Dec 2006 at 3:35 pm ¶
edipa wrote:
reynaldo egas is dead!!!!!!! OMG
I told u the last time I sow u , James brown will die before herbie hankock …. and out of context sounds really creepy!!!!
Posted 02 Jan 2007 at 9:31 pm ¶
Chase Ransom wrote:
I smell a death pool! Who is in?
POW!
Posted 03 Jan 2007 at 2:30 am ¶