“I’m not paying that much for a movie ticket! Let’s go and sit on the sidewalk instead…”

“Hey, do you mind if I air-dry after my shower? Just, you know, look away… For 20 minutes or so.”

Universal Studios Employee Video Directed by Matt Stone and Trey Parker
Why we haven’t met any aliens

If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:
THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC
Vonnegut’s Blues For America 07 January, 2006 Sunday Herald

Barcelona was visited for spring break (Spring Break? Seriously? I believe that’s the first time I’ve ever referred to Semana Santa as “Spring break”), and good times were had by all. It was, however, a serious disappointment to walk into a bar and discovering they had black lights on, and I wasn’t wearing anything white. […]