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Shopping for a guitar is a complicated affair. On one hand, you have to consider how you’re going to look on-stage. When I decided “That’s it, I’m getting a guitar”, the first thing that came to mind was a Les Paul:

The problem with a Les Paul is that, let’s face it, we’re not all Zakk […]

Top 10 Date Movies to watch For/During/After/While Celebrating Valentine’s Day

High Fidelity: A top 10 list without High Fidelity is like eating your mom without cooking her first.
LA Story: Because we need to remember that Steve Martin not always sucked.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: I watched this movie next to a girl that cried for an hour straight. I went to the bathroom, and […]