I’ve finally gotten around to updating the Wordpress scripts behind the web page, but now the old theme is misteriously borked. Hopefully it won’t take too long to fix, but until then the site will look uglier than usual.

So, winter is officially here (Officially!) . I tried hanging on to my autumn wardrobe, pretending real hard not to be cold, and telling myself that yes, I’d be OK with just a hoodie, no scarf. After a while of freezing my nuts, I caved in and went all-out on my winter clothes. I love […]

As you get older and you get to know yourself better, you discover things. I used to think that I hated people. I’ve found out that I don’t: quite the opposite, in fact. Not all people, and certainly not all the time, but I’ve noticed that after moving away I’ve let myself miss my friends […]

Do yourself a favor and check out the new Spider-man 3 trailer. May/07 can’t come soon enough!

I just mis-typed Hotmail’s address as Homail and was pretty surprised when I got a regular “This page does not exist” error, not, like, a treatise on donkey cocks or anything like it. I can’t actually recall the last time I ever saw ye ol’ 404 error. With Microsoft’s Internet Explorer replacing 404s with their […]

You just can’t plan ahead these days. I’m talking ironic here, but not getting hit by a truck the day before you embark on that oh-so-special trip you’ve been waiting for, say, your entire life, or ra-ee-ain on your wedding day. I’m talking about thinking “Oh wow, I can write about not having the internets […]

Seriously, how hard can it be to toss a copper pair into my house? After two friggin’ months of waiting for a DSL install, I’m not sure what’s worse: the waiting, or having to deal with these retarded monkeys. The latest iteration of my dilemma is:

“Hi, I’m dumber than a bag of rocks. How can […]

This post has been a long time coming…
I had two persons (count them, two!) ask me whether I was going to keep writing for the web page or not. This kind of interest brings a tear to my eye. I wouldn’t go so far as saying that I’m writing again as a logical response to […]

My father always tells me that when I was born and he first saw me, I was the ugliest damned baby he had ever seen. Evidence seems to support this: I have but one picture of me while I was little. Said picture might have been taken when I was already out of my ugly […]

Last weeks have been absolute ass.
How’s that for an introduction?
Allow me to elaborate: Not only is it 38ºC with at least another month of hellish summer ahead of me, but thanks to my brothers’ clever negotiation skills with our landlord, I had to move all my stuff to another apartment that is not only more […]